Despite promising fireworks, Umno’s AGM proves to be a rather duller affair this year with very few sparks. Still, it wasn’t without some drama and party chief Ahmad Zahid Hamidi comes out of it a happy man.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, VVIPs are in the spotlight over Covid-19 SOPs; youths rise up over Undi 18; and a footballer’s in trouble here for standing in solidarity with his countrymen in Myanmar.

Happy Monday folks!

It’s Police Day, and we should be celebrating our women and men in blue. But public trust in the force, already eroding, takes further beating thanks to recent claims and events.

Also in today’s newsletter, Myanmar nationals set for deportation get room to breathe; our Covid-19 immunisation plan rolls on despite hesitancy over one particular vaccine; and poor widdle PAS will have to hold its horses as there’s a snag in their gerrymandering plans.

It’s almost a month since the Agong green-lit sittings during the emergency, but them Parliament doors remain closed. Both the opposition and t̶h̶e̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶ ̶o̶p̶p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Umno wanna know why.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, the gomen ramps up efforts to entice more Malaysians to register for Covid-19 vaccine; another tragedy hits the SUKE highway; and, are some graft cases are more equal than others?

The “Allah” issue gets messier as the sultan of Johor has now waded into the issue, making his views on the matter very clear. And when the head of Islam of one of the country’s largest states speaks, people gotta listen.

In other news, the nation’s top cop cries out sabotage! He claims there’s a gang of young whippersnappers in the force seeking to kick him out. Meanwhile, it’s fisticuffs (verbal lah!) between our ex-prime minister and current vaccine minister!

PM-forever-in-waiting Anwar Ibrahim’s so-called big presser turns out to be a bit of a letdown. Still, he hints at a possible reunion with former Umno pals and insists he has the numbers to become glorious leader #9.



Elsewhere, the RM10k fine for violating MCO SOPs is here to stay; our gomen extends CMCOs for several states but makes certain allowances for upcoming festivals; and the fight over the word “Allah” continues.

Enforcers have issued a truckload of Covid-19-related RM10,000 fines since the law came into effect last week. And as expected, there’re a tonne of complaints.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, another old-timer MP quits PKR to crawl into the current gomen’s bed, and Khairy Jamaluddin seeks to protect whistleblowers. Meanwhile, a brawl in Bangsar leaves one dead, gets an off-duty cop in trouble, and blows up Twitterjaya.

The government gives some assurances as we head towards the Covid-19 vaccine rollout that can hopefully put all of our minds – including those of refugees and undocumented migrants – at ease.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, our Covid death toll surpasses the 1k mark; pressure for Parliament to sit mounts as our deputy speaker, well, speaks out against the suspension; and, we’ve news from the courts.

Covid-19 recoveries are rising while daily infections are falling. But don’t bust out the party hats just yet — it’s still hard to tell if we’re on the path out of the woods.

Also in today’s newsletter, PM Muhyiddin Yassin places Malaysia on the yellow brick road to national unity by 2030; there’re more revelations from the 1MDB trial; and several coppers face the axe over the rape of a teen in a Miri lockup.

The number of daily infections may not actually reflect our true Covid-19 numbers. But if you’re wondering whether the stats have been “tweaked” to justify opening up more business sectors, yesterday’s tally might suggest that it ain’t the case.

Elsewhere, the outrage over the three-day quarantine for ministers continues, Putrajaya may keep the ban on interstate and inter-district travel, and some (more) interesting things about Najib Razak and gang crop up.

We’re taking a break tomorrow for CNY, so we’d like to wish our Chinese readers Gong Xi Fa Cai. We’ll see you Monday!

Covid-19 mayn’t be able to distinguish between government joes and us ordinary joes, but that ain’t stopping Putrajaya from relaxing quarantine rules for our ministers.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, we break the daily death record again; Malaysia’s poor are hit hard by the pandemic; and our favourite h̶a̶m̶b̶u̶r̶g̶l̶a̶r̶ bandit returns to the spotlight.

We finally get a more detailed timeline for the national Covid-19 vaccination plan. The good news is it’ll start at the end of this month!

In the meantime, the government allows more businesses to open and releases the SOPs for the coming Chinese New Year. Also in the news, the courts discipline a senior judge and deal a “young” political party a blow.

We’re gonna have to face another two weeks of MCO with, apparently, stricter rules. Covidiots, beware. VVIPs? We dunno.

Meanwhile, our daily Covid-19 numbers took another dip, only don’t celebrate just yet. In other news, a judge in hot water for alleging judiciary abuses hits a bump in his case. Speaking of hot water, our ex-attorney general continues to ruffle feathers over his autobiography.

The past three days have seen a crazy uptick to Malaysia’s daily Covid-19 numbers. Could a backlog of unreported cases be the real reason?

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, the distinction between the eagles in gomen and us poor sparrows couldn’t be more apparent; a former AG dishes dirt on his time in Putrajaya; and did Anonymous hack several government sites?

Malaysia signs up for more vaccines – from Russia and China – with two local companies securing supply and distribution rights.

In other news, many private hospitals agree to treat Covid-19 cases, with one caveat – patients’ll have to dig into their own purses. Meanwhile, it’s all systems go for the silver chariot procession to Batu Caves for Thaipusam, just sans the public.

A leaked circular warning of total economic shutdown if we fail to reduce our Covid-19 caseload may’ve been an overexaggeration, but with no let-up in our daily infection numbers, would a stricter lockdown really surprise anyone?

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, Anwar Ibrahim’s still going on about having the numbers, and the judge who convicted Bossku gets transferred to the civil court.

The opposition and friends have made good on promises to write the King to withdraw the emergency declaration. Still, head honcho Anwar Ibrahim probably isn’t gonna put all his eggs in one basket, so expect a legal suit soon.

In other news, students facing higher secondary exams have returned to school but are under tremendous pressure, which is not being helped by the pandemic; and, we talk some money, honey.

Oh, and of course, the biggest story in the world today is the US of A has a new president. The orange man has moved out of the White House, folks. About. Bloody. Time.

PM Muhyiddin Yassin’s announced a somewhat modest stimulus package to add to the host of other stimulus packages meant to take on Covid-19, boost a battered economy and help an emergency-wary populace. But with great spending comes great criticism.

In other news, the emergency’s sent Dr M and co. running to the courts; and more Covid-related SOPs are released even as peeps urge the powers that be to reconsider some old ones.

Authorities are making concessions and cutting down testing on close contacts of Covid-19 patients to save a collapsing health system.

Meanwhile, an Umno minister defends the emergency even as our opposition leader wants it rescinded; the courts were plenty busy yesterday; and the appointment of a sex-offence-tainted (allegedly! allegedly!) leader to a parliamentary committee on women’s affairs sets tongues wagging.

It seems movement control orders were not enough. The King’s now declared a state of emergency across the country, thanks to Covid-19. Thing is, despite PM Muhyiddin Yassin’s best attempts to allay fears, many are questioning the motives behind the declaration.

Meanwhile, Malaysia continues to break more unwanted Covid records, and we present more of the do’s and don’t-even-think-about-its as MCO 2.0 takes effect today.

According to his peeps, the PM will announce tighter Covid-19 protocols today. But just how much tighter are we talking about here? Meanwhile, our Covid sitch goes from worse to worser with deaths piling on and active cases now within spitting distance of the 30,000 mark.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, Muhyiddin’s support in Parliament hangs in the balance; an Umno man gets too high-handed; and our moneybags minister is slammed for blowing smoke up his own behind.

We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our Covid-19 numbers have hit a new high. It’s only gonna get worse, apparently, so don’t go planning any holidays anytime soon.

Also getting worse are relations between Umno and Bersatu, with the two once friends-with-benefits potentially looking at a permanent split. Meanwhile, a disgruntled Umno bigwig spills the tea on his party while an ex-CEO testifies on the 1MDB-Umno link.

The decision in the Nora Anne Quoirin inquest is out. Sadly, it offers little comfort for the late teen’s family.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, Umno and Bersatu’s relationship deteriorates; le gomen tries to justify the axing of the KL-Singapore high-speed rail project; some people are finally charged over their involvement in that nasty meat scandal; and our healthcare system buckles under the pressure of increasing Covid-19 cases.

Mother forking shirtballs! Malaysia’s now overtaken mainland China, the supposed birthplace of Covid-19, in terms of total number of infections.

In other news, our top doc releases more details on the Covid vaccination programme. Also, we’re coming in for some tax breaks after a bill is passed in the Dewan Rakyat, and some peeps are telling us not to count out Anwar Ibrahim despite his royal budget fork-up.

Speaking of Budget 2021, do you think it’s unfair some ethnic groups are getting a larger slice of the pie than others? In case you missed it, BTL’s special report last Saturday looks into the disparity and what we should do about it.

Time’s almost up for Anwar Ibrahim to show who’s the bigger tauke in the Dewan Rakyat – him or PM Muhyiddin Yassin – as Budget 2021’s up for a crucial vote today. And if Moo should fall, might we just find a familiar nonagenarian back in office?

In other news, a young woman’s political success in American causes a stir here; and a Top Glove worker has sadly died from Covid-19.

When Health DG Dr Noor Hisham Abdullah said our Covid-19 numbers would remain high for the time being, we’re not really sure if even he knew just how high they’d go. Let’s just say we’re breaking records.

Meanwhile, the auditor-general (A-G) has released his report and again, we end up smelling like sewage. Also, more ministry budgets were passed in Parliament and, the Perak sultan had some choice words during the oath-taking ceremony for the state’s new MB.

Amidst all the politicking and manoeuvring, Perak remains leaderless. Even the sultan’s at a loss as to which ‘side’ to pick!

In other news, the mess in Perak leads opposition MPs to renew their push for PM Muhyiddin Yassin to be voted out. Only, the Dewan Rakyat speaker is standing in their way. Meanwhile, there’s no respite in our Covid-19 numbers.

More than a decade after a constitutional crisis saw one Perak state gomen unceremoniously replaced with another, the Silver State’s in deep in doo-doo again. The difference this time though is that the outgoing menteri besar is an ally of the big man in Putrajaya.

And it’s not just Perak as political rumblings are heard in Johor and Kedah too! Meanwhile, the CMCO is lifted in lotsa places but extended in others; and Malaysia’s debt rating gets downgraded for the first time in over 20 years.

Britain has approved the use of a Covid-19 vaccine. This could spell very, very good news for us!

In other news, our Covid numbers drop back down to three digits (huzza!), but the cluster involving Top Glove is now spreading outside the company’s employees (bugger!). Meanwhile, a particular politician is under pressure to prove his mettle in Parliament while another has given hundreds of reasons why he should be acquitted of corruption charges.

Major cracks are beginning to show within the opposition while Perikatan Nasional scores more wins on the budget front. There may be time for Anwar Ibrahim and co. to strategise, of course, but at what cost?

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, Mads Mohamad hits back at a former protégé; Finance Minister Zaf assures Penang that Putrajaya’s not out for revenge; and we get clued in on how that much-needed, still-to-be-approved Covid-19 vaccine is gonna be stored.

Round one goes to the prime minister as Budget 2021 passed the first test amidst much drama. As the vote monopolised our news feeds yesterday, the majority of local news we’re bringing you today is on that most important of issues, from what happened to what comes next.

Meanwhile, our Covid-19 numbers remain almost the same as yesterday, and it was another record-breaking day as far as recoveries are concerned.

Unfortunately, we finally cross the 2k-mark when it comes to daily Covid-19 cases. And while it’s mainly due to that damned ‘Teratai’ cluster involving Top Glove employees, the company isn’t showing signs of slowing down operations.

In other news, there’re more Budget 2021 shenanigans (as usual), there’s a bit of a ruckus in Parliament over the removal of cabotage exemptions, and a shootout at the Malaysia-Thailand border has left one policeman dead.

The infighting within Umno intensifies as voting day for Budget 2021 approaches at the Dewan Rakyat. Worse, it’s threatening to bubble over and affect us all.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, there are mixed messages as to whether race and religion are behind KL’s soon-to-be-introduced hard liquor rules, Malaysia Airlines seeks a cash injection from Khazanah Nasional, and relaxed travel rules for Covid-19 green zones has us turning, well, green with envy.

The King declares emergency but only in Batu Sapi, postponing the by-elections there. Clearly, the gomen’s learnt its lesson from the Sabah polls which led to a spike in Covid-19 cases, but could this be a tangled web we’re weaving?

Meanwhile, we find out more depressing figures about what this stupid pandemic is costing us; our daily infection numbers drop to triple digits (huzza!); and, there’s a bunch of corruption-related news.

Is a grand coalition of parties truly the way forward for Malaysia?
Or is this latest call for unity (sorta!) just part of a plan to ensure Primeiro Ministro Muhyiddin Yassin stays in power?

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, debate over Budget 2021’s rages on; the powers that be are considering tighter movement restrictions for Kuala Lumpur; and the first virtual APEC summit kicks off.

It was passed in 2018 despite widespread criticism. It was repealed the following year when a new administration took over the country. But that dead Anti-Fake News Act may soon be coming back to life!

In other news, our brilliant lawmakers are again wasting time by taking part in useless shenanigans in Parliament; there has been a surge of Covid-19 infections in Negeri Sembilan; and, some 400 people have gone “missing” from an area placed under enhanced movement restrictions.

Our bungling authorities really need to get things right when it comes to Covid-19 standard operating procedures. ’Cos while their remarks and slip ups can sometimes be comedic, it sure ain’t funny when it involves RM1,000 fines.

In other news, our Covid-19 numbers continue to soar, Klang Valley peeps again find themselves high and dry without any water, and the controversy over a huge Budget allocation for an equally controversial government department continues.

Biggest. Budget. Ever.
Budget 2021 is a massive RM322billion affair. But while there’re a great many things to love ’bout it, there’s also a whole lot of iffy, whiffy and just plain, nonsensical shit in there. We break it down for ya.

Elsewhere, the conditional movement control order (CMCO) net is cast wider, schools get shut, and two people died following a freak chopper collision. Strap in, it’s a long one today, so we’ll try to get you through it as painless as possible.

The federal and Selangor governments both deserve good knocks on their heads. While we battle the health crisis, they’re arguing over the sharing of Covid-19 info.

In other news, we take a look at what’s possibly on tomorrow’s tabling of Budget 2021; and we also have a segment on this little thing called the US presidential elections and how it may (or may not) impact us.

Covid-19 fears could see Parliament proceedings cut short for the rest of the week. Talk about a major buzzkill. At least one MP, though, wants to know if it all isn’t just part of a plan to suppress opposition voices.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, two politicians get hauled up by the cops, the National Security Council (NSC) mulls stricter movement curbs, and Maszlee Malik quits Pejuang.

Welcome back! We hope you had a good public break.
Sadly in that time, we’ve crossed the 10,000 mark as far as active Covid-19 cases are concerned. HOWEVER, yesterday saw a marked decrease in new cases and the country recorded its first death-free day in weeks!

Meanwhile, talk on the upcoming tabling of Budget 2021 is ramping up; a certain BN party is still holding the Perikatan Nasional government to ransom; and, a certain former PM twice-over has stirred shit up at a global level. TGIF!

Despite the King’s advice on Sunday, a bunch of meetings on Monday saw our politicians get back to what they do best – politicking. Numero uno on everyone’s agenda was the fate of our prime minister after his royal emergency fail.

Meanwhile, brace yourselves for another record-breaking Covid-19 tally, several conditional movement control orders (CMCO) get extended, and could a confidence-and-supply pact really work for PM Moo?

In more signs that bloody Covid-19 does not discriminate, over 1,000 of our school-going kids have been infected by the disease in the past month alone. Oh and we’ve once more gone past 800 daily cases.

In other news, US bank Goldman Sachs’ ordered to pay a shit-tonne of money in several countries over the 1MDB scandal; and, our brilliant leaders are set for a special face-to-face Cabinet meeting today, not having learned their lesson after one of their own came down with Covid.

The gomen’s deemed it necessary to order over a million workers to begin working from home tomorrow. While good intentioned, no doubt, the sudden sweeping command has given businesses little time to plan.

In other news, we’re still floundering in the over-800-Covid-cases-a-day zone; Umno and PAS ‘ave left little stepbrother Bersatu out of the sandbox; and, the Selangor Sultan’s told politicians to stop being idiots, but can they help it, though?

Malaysia’s Covid-19 records continue to be shattered and our Health Ministry’s so concerned by the surge, it’s calling on the National Security Council (NSC) to tighten existing restrictions on activities.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, political leaders continue to plot and scheme as the country burns by coronavirus, Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka gets cheekier with their pantuns, and a Sarawakian icon is honoured by Google.

The King’s postponed his meetings with party leaders due to Covid-19, so it looks like Anwar Ibrahim must put his plans to move into Seri Perdana on hold for a little bit longer. Meanwhile, what role does Umno, and more specifically Ku Li, play in all this?

In other news, we’ve bizarrely matched Tuesday’s record of new Covid infections and deaths, while the Macau scam crackdown is playing out like a TV drama, what with big-name arrests and even a daring escape attempt.

It’s hoped Malaysia will be on course for a full recovery as more than a third of the country’s population will be under a Conditional Movement Control Order (CMCO) come Wednesday. And like before, this has been sprung on us with very little warning and clarity.

In other news, Malaysia shoots past 5,000 active Covid-19 cases, the crapfest in Sabah get crappier, PM Moo launches a massive cybersecurity initiative for Malaysia, and Anwar Ibrahim has a date with the King … and the cops!

So much for that call for a political ceasefire. Our politicos are on the warpath once more and Anwar Ibrahim is forging on with his Putrajaya takeover bid as he looks set to meet the King.

Meanwhile, our daily infection numbers dipped nominally for the second day in a row, but that’s about the only good news as far as Covid-19 is concerned; and Malaysia Airlines looks to be continuing inexorably towards its fate of death by a thousand cuts.

Sadly, a one-year-old girl is Malaysia’s youngest Covid-19 fatality. Added to our grief, we’re officially at the worst level since the Covid-19 pandemic hit our shores with a record-breaking tally of new infections (again) and active cases.

Meanwhile, our glorious PM Muhyiddin Yassin confirms there’ll be no MCO 2.0. However, instead of soothing our concerns, our PM riles us up with a lawak bodoh that falls so very flat; and a temporary travel ban will soon be imposed in and out of Sabah.

The government did an ace job of managing things in the early days of the pandemic. But as Malaysia’s Covid-19 numbers go up again, the feeling among the rakyat is that the powers that be are just not leading in the way they’re expected to – and worse still, refusing to take responsibility for their fumbles.

Elsewhere in today’s newsletter, the Higher Education Ministry cocks up by being wishy-washy, police and the MCMC probe porn chat groups, and an MP’s demise means we’ll be facing yet another by-election in Sabah.